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Panda fails to react to "Panda Porn".
Who knew there was such a thing?


You may have heard about the couple who fell off of a cruise ship last weekend. Both were rescued and appear to be in good condition. But, I find this funny (emphasis mine):

The 22-year-old man and 20-year-old woman had only minor injuries after falling into the Gulf of Mexico from a balcony on the Grand Princess ship, said Julie Benson, a spokeswoman for Princess Cruises. They have asked that the circumstances remain private and requested that no personal information be released.

From another news report:

[A Princess Cruises spokeswoman] said that the man, who was wearing no clothes when he was rescued, apparently took off his clothes in the water as a survival tactic.

The circumstances... I'm guessing the couple got a little crazy in their stateroom and fell off the balcony.

And, survival tactic? ummm... If I fell off of a cruise ship (with my clothes on), I don't think that taking of my clothes to stay aflot would be the first thing to come to mind.