Keith Richards of Rolling Stones fame, and quite possibly the most well-known drug user in the world, admitted that he "snorted [his] father".
He was cremated and I couldn't resist grinding him up with a little bit of blow. My dad wouldn't have cared... It went down pretty well, and I'm still alive.
I know it's Keith Richards and all, but damn. However, the best line in the article:
I was No. 1 on the `who's likely to die' list for 10 years. I mean, I was really disappointed when I fell off the list.
That's one odd man.